{"id":931,"date":"2007-02-16T07:22:17","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T14:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/?p=931"},"modified":"2007-02-16T07:22:17","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T14:22:17","slug":"nerds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"NERDS!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image1016\" style=\"height: 517px\" height=\"517\" alt=\"unnamed.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/unnamed.jpg\" width=\"346\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I got hassled into waiting tables this year for Valentine, but it wasn&#8217;t bad. At least no one yelled at me. It was the normal, midwestern, young crowd. 7% tips. Luckily there was good volume to make up for it.<\/p>\n<p>A few things I do not understand about VD:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Why go to a restaurant that serves alcohol if all you are going to drink is Diet Coke?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hey buddy, don&#8217;t blow all your money on a gift for your HOT, HOT girlfriend, buy a big dinner, sit for two-hours then tip me 5% (This punk did this to me, and if I ever see him again . . .<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And most importantly, aren&#8217;t you out to enjoy each other&#8217;s company? Not the waiter? Besides, I&#8217;m not that fun anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Thank god I only have to see these people once a year.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got hassled into waiting tables this year for Valentine, but it wasn&#8217;t bad. At least no one yelled at me. It was the normal, midwestern, young crowd. 7% tips. Luckily there was good volume to make up for it. A few things I do not understand about VD: &#8211; Why go to a restaurant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.25dp.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}